Apple Orchard

The one table in your house that has more Apple products on it than people living in the house.

Dad: Hey AJ can you grab me my iPad 3?
AJ:Where is it?
Dad: Its in the Apple Orchard, next to the MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPad 2, iPhone, iPod classic, and iPod Touch.
AJ: Ohhhh found it

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marble orchard

a cemetery, a graveyard

You did not think he would really end up in a marble orchard did you.

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angry orchard

Blow job with apple juice in your mouth

It felt cold on my balls when that bitch gave me an angry orchard.

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orchard park

The worst school in southern ontario. We have teachers such as Mrs. Youn, who is a the co-op nazi. Also, Mr Elliot the so called "Best of everything" is a weirdo.
Also a Mr. Faccio, nicknamed "P.Faccis" by students named Dylan and Dan M. Dont haxorz with P. Faccis!

Cardinal Newman Kid: Yo man wtf jdm yo! You goto that school , thats shit. OP is not OG. Its full of wannabe dope slangers. Orchard Park is a shitty school comared to our see thru stairs at CN! YOU SUCK!

Dylan: Why you testin' my gangsta, I shoot you up Stoney Creek Style, fool! They dont call me Delightful Dylan for no reason, fool.

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Orchard, CO

A town in the middle of nowhere, filled with snobby smalltown people. It's home to many a farm and hillbilly.

Hillbilly: i am from orchard, Co, it's so amazing with all it's farms!
Person: Jerk.

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angry orchard

when a midget is hooking up with a tall bitch, reaches up (sometimes requiring a ladder) and twists her titties.

That little fucker almost gave me a bloody angry orchard.

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Orchard thieves

The famous drink of 2018 the gorls had, many mistakes but many banters

If you have Orchard thieves you will be pissing all night

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