Random
Source Code

origami boulder

A genious of an idea.

Dude, I went to origamiboulder.com. That guys is a fucking genious, plus he abuses people in engrish.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Verbal Origami

Where one person, can take what appears to be very ordinary words, and change them within the blink of an eye into a new meaning (generally an insult). It is an amazing art form, almost MacGyver-like.

Female (to husband): Do you like my new haircut?
Husband:Yeah, I really like it now!
Female:What do you mean now! Are you saying it was cr*p before?
Husband: Damn Verbal Origami

Female (to husband): Weโ€™ll probably go over to Mumโ€™s this Sunday night for dinner.
Husband:OK.
Female:What do you mean I take after my Mum โ€“ what are you saying?
Husband:(โ€ฆWTF???? Verbal Origami).

by Piripineho October 19, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Origami Buffet

While performing oral sex on a woman, put her legs behind her head and go to town on every orifice she has.

I would totally give that broad the Origami Buffet.

See her over there? I OB'd her.

by MrPear May 7, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


genital origami

1. The art of folding and bending ones genitals into the shapes of recognisable objects.
2. To show ones flexibility in the genitals.

At candy's birthday party, all the children were amazed by little jimmy's showcase of genital origami

by PooSquad February 21, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Origami salami

Where two penis are folded into an origami crane particularly featuring a foreskin made into the beak

Hey Jake and Ben showed off the origami salami last night at the donkey show

by Jimmyhoffaisntdead June 10, 2021


origami architecture

Poggers God God God

Omg look at the origami architecture

by Poggggg July 13, 2021


Dirty Origami

When you find you only have a single sheet of toilet paper left and have to fold it a few times to get a clean wipe.

Got to the toilet but only one bit of paper left. Had to do some dirty origami!

by Montague Tott May 18, 2021