Dude, I went to origamiboulder.com. That guys is a fucking genious, plus he abuses people in engrish.
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Where one person, can take what appears to be very ordinary words, and change them within the blink of an eye into a new meaning (generally an insult). It is an amazing art form, almost MacGyver-like.
Female (to husband): Do you like my new haircut?
Husband:Yeah, I really like it now!
Female:What do you mean now! Are you saying it was cr*p before?
Husband: Damn Verbal Origami
Female (to husband): Weโll probably go over to Mumโs this Sunday night for dinner.
Husband:OK.
Female:What do you mean I take after my Mum โ what are you saying?
Husband:(โฆWTF???? Verbal Origami).
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While performing oral sex on a woman, put her legs behind her head and go to town on every orifice she has.
I would totally give that broad the Origami Buffet.
See her over there? I OB'd her.
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1. The art of folding and bending ones genitals into the shapes of recognisable objects.
2. To show ones flexibility in the genitals.
At candy's birthday party, all the children were amazed by little jimmy's showcase of genital origami
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Where two penis are folded into an origami crane particularly featuring a foreskin made into the beak
Hey Jake and Ben showed off the origami salami last night at the donkey show
When you find you only have a single sheet of toilet paper left and have to fold it a few times to get a clean wipe.
Got to the toilet but only one bit of paper left. Had to do some dirty origami!