h e l p

Something you use when you already spammed "help" in the group chat 15 times but nobody is paying attention

you: help
friends: keep talking*
you: help ples
15 "help's" later*
you: h e l p i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n

12qw23we34er45rt56ty67yu78ui89io90op0-p[-=[]qwaswesderdfrtfgtyghyuhjuijkioklopl;p[;'aszxsdxcdfcvfgvbghbnhjnmjkm,kl,.l;./

You type the words in 2x2 squares. you are so bored you stop breathing

Person 1: 12qw23we34er45rt56ty67yu78ui89io90op0-p-=qwaswesderdfrtfgtyghyuhjuijkioklopl;p;'aszxsdxcdfcvfgvbghbnhjnmjkm,kl,.l;./
Person 2: dies

P L A T

A immortal being that has evolved from a god daddy blayne aka blueface

is that a P L A T omg imma go kiss it

OMG IS THAT P L A T HELP ME PAPI

P(l)ants

The definition for plants who got that extra swagger. They may be a drip(py)leaf, or a fungi. The scientific term for these is {plantaeus drippius}.

I grow lots of p(l)ants.

q a z p l m

when your more bored than a dead dead man so you think, I’ve done qazplm, but what if I do it with spaces!?

BRO, Q A Z P L M IS ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY “WOAH DUDE, SICK”

h e l p m e

My definitions aren't posting for days!

nooo I can't get famous

h e l p m e

P & L

Persistence and lube.

It's so tight, but nothing that a little P & L won't fix!