Hewlett Packard

HP, stands for Holy Papathiscomputersucksass

and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though

in the area of laptops, Hewlett Packard is about as efficient as dial-up internet

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hewlett packard

A phrase in cockney rhyming slang that denotes furniture which is lacquered. Such a quality is desirable for cocaine users as it makes sniffing less strenuous.

Johnny: that table is hewlett packard

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helwett packard

a piece of shit company that bought out Compaq or something shit and then proceeded to suck ass at computers and overpricing printer ink with subscriptions

guy 1: "hey, did you hear about helwett packard?"
guy 2: "yeah, they're pretty shit"