to paedo

To attack and sexually abuse a child, usually after arranging to meet on an Internet message board (forum).

Because that's what happens on the Internet.

OMGOSH you're meeting up with a load of people you met on a forum!? You're gonna get paedoed!

So I was cybering online with this girl and it turned out she was actually just another old man who wanted to paedo me. :(

Paedo-carnivour

Food preference for just eating young animals like veal, chicken and lamb.

I'm a paedo-carnivour for ethical reasons, young creatures have less self-awareness.

Paedo parker

A young man that sleeps with underage girls in the back of his car then tells them not totell the police or he will kill them.

Omg!! that guy is such a paedo parker.