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Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids
A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!
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A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.
That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.
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Eyes belonging to a paedeophile. This unique kind of eye indicates a sex offender without exception, is always a certain hue called "paedophilic blue" and can be used as an early warning system to detect and avoid paedophiles. See paedophile
I'd watch that librarian - check it out, he has proper paedophilic eyes.
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n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'
Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.
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The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.
The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.
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A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.
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A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.
Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter.
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