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To sandwich oneself under an electric blanket with a weighted blanket on top of the electric blanket.
Its so rainy and cold that I am going to stay home and just panini press myself.
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A sexual position in which the larger party lies face down and second partner lies in the opposite direction face down on top of first person so that their head is nestled in their partner’s asscheeks, simultaneously offering a warm ass embrace to the bottom partner’s skull. Additional partners may be added as desired, as long as direction alternates at each level.
Would you join my wife and I and make a double-decker hot panini?
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using a samsung automatic OCTA dissembler for "stuff"
She came into the tech room and asked for a panini suck, so we said "sure, the machine is open, have a seat".
someone who is the base of scubby. they are somehow pregnant in their 60s. they are a teacher who wants dick from the principle who is happily married but they cant be fired because they have the principles orgasm on their unreleased secret podcast.
Person 1: oh man.... we have to see panini paris in literature today.
Person 2: at least we get to see that scubby ass.
A Face panini is an act of intimacy, in which a male or female performs oral sex on a female; the female then rolls to the side, and squeezes their face with her thighs.
Hey Brad, why is your face so read?
“Before we started our lovemaking, Debby gave me a face panini”
The act of being sandwiched in between two huge beastly women.
I was in the club the other night when I started to make my way to dance with an extremely hot boppa when all of a sudden I was panini pressed between two grenades...not a good look for me bro.
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Having sexual intercourse while having the female bent over the counter making a sandwich for the male counterpart. Sandwiches may vary in complexity from ham and cheese to a full blown BLT (frying of bacon included). The product sandwich may then be enjoyed by the man either instantly or to be stored away for a later consumption. (Packed lunches, etc.) In addition, if the cutting of meats such as salami is required, the female may choose to hold the meat steady with one hand and allow the thrusts to power the slicing of the knife.
While "Joe" was having the time of his life with "Sally", he became hungry. "Sally" then offered him a Panini Press to satisfy both his sexual and physical hunger.
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