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A pantry meal (also can be referred to by the individual meal, such as pantry lunch), is a meal that you have that is just made up of small portions of a large range of different foods. Pantry meals are common when leaving for a long holiday, or when someone just can't be bothered making a proper meal. Pantry meals can really be made up of anything, but more commonly foods that are perishable (such as ice-cream, chocolate). They are often unhealthy as well.
Did i tell you about the awesome pantry meal that i had a few days after Christmas?
No???
It was awesome, i had half a box of pringles, a chocolate bar, 4 pieces of bread and the last bit of the Christmas pudding, probably the best meal that i had all year!
Cool. But how did you only have half a box of pringles?
I only had half a box then, i was too full after the Christmas pudding, but i had three more after.
Ok then
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tahnee saromines has a blown out pussy so she lets guys fuck her ass on the first night in their kitchen pantry. example. ass pantry.
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obscure term for non-perishable items (e.g. canned goods or spices)
invitation: "please bring a pantry item."
reader: "A... what?!" O-o
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The asshole. Also, cock crisper.
When she's done eating the cock, he puts it in her 'cock pantry'.
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A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage
Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
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This is a phrase used in a situation where people need to calm down. In this particular phrase , beans represents the harsh feelings or the feelings of anger. Putting the beans in the pantry represents the harsh feelings being put aside until they can be further resolved.
Greta: I hate you!
Natalie: Toes too (look it up)
Bradley: Guys, PUT THE BEANS IN THE PANTRY!
Greta: You're right Bradley
Natalie: Lets stay friends
When someone comes out as pansexual.
Me: I have something to tell you. Ive decided to come out.
My mom: OMG youre gay?
Me: no im coming out of the pantry, not the closet.
Her: what?
Me:I'm pansexual
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