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When a piece of smoking hot gammon has a nice rack and rear, but not a face to match. The only way you would give her one, would be if you put a paper bag on her head so that you enjoy the benefits of her body, but you can imagine she is someone else. Hence; she is a Paper Bag Shag.
"That Sarah Jessica Parker, would ya?"
"Only if she had a paper bag on her head"
"too right, she is definitely a paper bag shag"
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Girl with a hot body but minging face
Sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have Progria, she was a real paper bag princess.
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A term to describe a a person who only reels in ugly people or meaning they are ugly.
Jim: Man that chick was hot...
Bob: Thats just your paper bag fetish talking
Jim:..stfu
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When the bitch your fucking is so ugly you can't even look her in the face, so you put a paper bag over her head. When you finish, you splooge all over the bag. Then proceed to punch and break her nose through the convenient hole you have cutout in the paper bag (she thinks its so she can breathe, you know its so you can punch her afterwards)...leaving you with a red paper bag
Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.
David: So did ya fuck Dana last night?
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!
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Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB
Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.
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A girl with a fat ass and good pussy but all fucked up in the face
"Aye you know that one girl Tracy"
"Yeah she got a fine body but she a paper bag bitch"
where a girl is so unbelievably hot, but then she turns around. nice ass, nice tits, nice legs; but dam is she ugly. put a bag over it. also referred to as PBS if u are standing right behind the girl in question, so as not to hurt her feelings. ugly people get hurt too..
- dam that girl has paper bag syndrome
+ i still would
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