Paper

Something that teachers don’t like being thrown in the classroom.

*throws paper ball*
Teacher: *picks up paper ball”
Teacher: WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER YOUR MOMS A HOE

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papers

Written documents, usually of some importance.

Papers! Vut papers?

"The Great Escape"

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paper

(n) A stock share, usually referring to a low-valued issue, or one with many shares outstanding.

There is a lot of worthless Nortel paper out there.

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papering

When people "cyber" on paper and pass it back and forth.

Example #1:
Person 1: *fucks*
Person 2: *moans*
Person 1: *finishes*

Example #2:
Ira: GOOOOOOOOO HARRRRRDER!!!! *humps*
Tak: *pushes harder* (writing seems darker) If I go any harder, I might have to sharpen my pencil soon!
Ira: I DON'T CARE! KEEP GOING HARDER!!! I LIKE THE BOLD PRINT, BABEH!

Example #3:
Random Person 1: Hey, sexeh! You wanna go papering later?
Random Person 2: Sure thing, baby! Just let me go get some more paper, I have a feeling this might be a long one.

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Paper

Something on which you write on

Im gonna cum
Let me write that down on this paper

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paper

Paper bags fix ugly.

Plastic bags fix stupid.

guy 1: Is Paris Hilton a paper bagger or a plastic bagger?
guy 2: Dude, I think she's both.

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papers

A term for money or cash.

My new rims cost some serious papers.

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