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Freshly wiped poop on toilet paper that is being thrown over the stall wall which gently descends on the person in the adjacent stall.
My buddy Todd and I were in the bathroom dropping a deuce at the local Arby's when I told him to look up and tossed him a muddy parachute.
The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.
Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.
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when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.
"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"
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To go for a night out away from your home town without having anywhere to stay the night, meaning that you have to Pull a chick and stay at her place or die of cold when sleeping rough.
Basically named after the most basic rule of parachuting.
" PULL OR DIE"
-"You fancy coming to Leeds with us tonight? The train leaves Preston at 7 tonight"
-"Yeah, I'm up for that, where we crashing though?"
-"Fuck that mate, we're all going Parachute Rules"
-"Shit! Pull or die? Better go and put a vest on just in case!!"
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A specific type of golden parachute which refers to executives who receive a disproportionately large reward, bonus or bailout despite being painfully incompetent at their job to tragic ends and use said reward in irresponsible ways.
This is most accurately directed at executives in the finance industry who received money from the TARP act intended to save the economy and, instead, used it irresponsibly.
In parts of the US, pronounced "tar-POLE-ee-in bailout."
Man, can you believe those fuckers at Citibank? Got a TARPaulin parachute and pissed it away on interior decorating, hookers and blow. Get the pitchforks and torches, I feel an old-school populist rage coming on.
A dance club, hotel or public house where one goes with the sole intention of picking up another person usually of the opposite sex purely for a sexual encounter. one night stand Colloquially, somewhere to go for a "jump".
"How did you get on down Blanco's last night guys? I hear it's such a parachute club anyone can score there."
Basically take one or two sheets of toilet paper and place the pill or pills inside of the toilet paper. You can use a lighter to crush the pill or pills inside the toilet paper or a mortar and pestle outside of the toilet paper and then place the powder inside the sheet. You then fold then excess toilet paper around the crushed pill powder, swallow the ball and thus the paper dissolves and the crushed pill powder will hit your stomach and be processed faster because it is already broken down itself.
Instead of swallowing his pills with water, he will Parachute Pills by crushing a tablet between sheets of toilet paper to swallow, making the medication work faster.
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