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A place where paranoid people go to escape from reality instead of facing it.
The paranoid space is a nothing more than something made up by the media.
A place where paranoid and oversensitive people go to feel safe from imaginary problems.
The newest paranoid space is opened to the public.
When a girl thinks she has started her period so keeps checking, but hasn't actually.
I'm on my paranoid period today.
A alternative term for marijuana.
I'm going to buy some Paranoid Supreme after school later wanna burn one?
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The only people on the planet who AREN'T crazy.
Guy 1: That guy's a paranoid Schizophrenic
Guy 2: Fer sure.
Guy 3: I'M TELLING YOU, THEY PUT THAT STUFF IN THE WATER!
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The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.
*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"
Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"
Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"
Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
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A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.
Also referred to as a daft defecator.
KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.
"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.