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A way to express frustration without cussing.
Expression of a feeling of anger.
Me to my Daughter, "You have to clean your room if you want to go to the movies with your friends."
My Daughter to Me, "That really boils my parsnips, none of my friends have to do chores!"
guy 1: See that girl over there?
guy 2: Yeah, what about her?
guy 1: I bet that girl butters many parsnips.
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A burger that comes with parsnips
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger, you should try it!"
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A quirky way to describe being stuck between two equally unappealing choices, like deciding whether to skip a social event or attend and be bored.
Supposedly, it comes from a time when parsnips were considered a bland vegetable, making any dish with them a tough sell.
You’re facing a real Parsnip Dilemma right now!
when you put a parsnip in your penis hole
'im so excited to go parsnipping after this'