Patio Kid

A teenager who spends their time on the patio of their high school, usually by skating there.

“He’s such a patio kid - all he does is smoke shit after school.”

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Patio Night

When friends or a group of people decide to sit on a patio and have a relaxed night, couple of drinks, and enjoy the weather.

Lindsey and Dara decided to do Patio Night tonight as an attempt at doing something new, unfortunately, they ended up at a club and the relaxation/Patio Night was ruined.

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Patio Furniture

1) Any pale faced, dark haired Oregonians that spend their free time reading up on the latest model assault rifle from their favorite retail gun producers

2) Someone who listens to hardcore so often, they think primal, animal grunts and roars is its own language.

3) A person who touts the qualities of his video game of choice, despite the fact that everyone he pleads with to play it has already passed judgement on the game.

1) Why is Steve reading up on the ak-74 again? He doesn't even own one! He's such a Patio Furniture.

2) I wish that patio Furniture would start talking in English instead of grunting at me. Ah crap, now he's biting my leg!

3) That damn Patio Furniture is going on about Everquest again, even though I already told him it's just a level treadmill.

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Patio pussy

Strange vagina that you come across. Or in.

I had some awesome patio pussy last night!

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El Patio

Spanish for "The Patio"

I went outside the back door and onto el patio

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daddy o of the patio

One who impresses others with their extensive knowledge of all things patio, including grilling, cocktail-mixing and plain 'ol chilling out.

Vince is the self proclaimed daddy o of the patio, he has a neon light to prove it.

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poop the patio

To do something completely stupid... Make a stupid mistake that causes everyone to laugh at you.

Dude, you just totally pooped the patio while you were asking her out.

Don't poop the patio on that test man.

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