Patter Merchant

Someone who can physically talk the hind legs of a dead dog, the merchant is persistant-with patter, arrogant by nature, laugable, and a complete twat...

"yip, yip, yip, yak, yak, yak,"

-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!

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Pitter patter

The sound of a fart that ricochets off the ass skin.

Her farts pitter patter.

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chin patter

The sound that occurs form balls slapping against a chin, derived from the sodmization of Ruben Patterson's (of NBA fame) childrens' nanny.

Before I walked into the room I knew what was going on, I could hear the chin patter. So it was no suprise to see Ruben forcing his cock down her throat.

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PITTER PATTER

Term used in 2 Hand Touch Football when the ball carier is touched one hand at time instead of by both hands.

(kids playing 2 hand touch football)
Kid 1: Hey i got you man!!!
Kid2 No Way dude you Pitter Pattered!!

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Aaron Hannah Patter

A joke or comeback so bad that it sends everyone into a deep level of cringe and totally kills the mood within the group or conversation.

Person #1: *Tells unfunny joke/comeback*
*Silence*
Person #2: Bro, that’s Aaron Hannah patter

Pitter Patter

An exclamation one makes when irritated or flustered.

Girl A : Did you do that big paper for English Class yesterday?

Girl B : Oh, Pitter Patter! I forgot! My parents are gonna kill me.

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Night Night patter

Originating in Glasgow, Scotland "night night patter" is when you get to that part of the night when everything that's not funny becomes hilarious, all whilst needing no explanation. Night night patter is usually paired with illegal substances such as acid, ketamine and alcohol.

Night night patter in itself cannot be fully defined, however here are some examples I have come across.

Person one - 'mate look at the state of her, she paints her fucking nails"

Or

Person one - "Know what I'd love? A nice vegan sandwich and a bit of dick"

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