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A person who can navigate sidewalks, crosswalks and other public areas with an ease, grace and agility that render them more efficient than other pedestrians.
Someone who applies logic and foresight when partaking in public area travelling on foot.
No one knows how to walk on a sidewalk in San Francisco. The city has a very low Superior pedestrian population.
"-Wow, you really worked your way through that crowd, you must be quite the superior pedestrian."
The dance one performs when crossing a busy street but isn't sure how fast the oncoming traffic is going and doesn't know if it's okay to cross.
Usually performed while either in a hurry, on the phone, listening to an iPod, or texting.
While texting on her blackberry, Janice did the pedestrian shuffle when she suddenly realized she was walking into a busy street.
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The pedestrian crosswalk is when two people are having sex and a third party person walks over or on the backs of the people during intercourse.
This position is best done outside in the streets.
It is believed homeless people invented this sexual position. Either them, or a group of drunk frat boys.
John and Jane had no money for a hotel room so they had sex in the middle of a busy sidewalk and ending up doing it pedestrian crosswalk style.
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When you get a window seat at brunch and drink whenever a pedestrian passes until you can't count them anymore.
No, I can't drive home. We totally pedestrian counted at brunch and I'm totally wasted.
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An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.
These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.
Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.
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Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.
Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.
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This happens a lot to Americans who come on holiday in Australia, because we drive on the left and walk on the left of the footpath (sidewalk). Our first reaction is to dodge left when Americans' is to dodge right.
Local: "I just had a pedestrian face-off with another stupid yank."
Returned ex-pat: "They're not stupid, mate, they're just different."
Local: "Well, they fully talk stupid!"
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