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The act of shitting on someone's feet and then mashing between their toes
The bitch wanted her toes done, so I gave her a cancun pedicure
To fill a bucket full of concrete, place feet in, let concrete set, toss in body of water.
I should have bought some floaties, I swim like a dead hooker with a concrete pedicure.
The most selfless of all toe jobs, a Kentucky pedicure is when one shaves or pops all dead skin and or blisters on their partner’s foot with one or more of their remaining teeth.
After a long muggy day of walking in my fancy heels, I stuck my busted feet in my cousin’s face and that sum’bitch gave me a Kentucky pedicure!
A Bondi pedicure is whereby a person shall put their foot in the waters of Bondi beach, and due to he amount of sea waste, debris, pollution and biohazardous waste, the person shall remove their foot and lodged between each toe, shall be a used tampon, or similar filth.
He went swimming, but the water was so gross, it was like a Bondi pedicure
When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.
I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels