I do not wanna get peed on

Another way to say "I don't want you guys getting pissed off at me".
Piss = Pee

Therefore it would be "I do not wanna get peed on".

Guy1: OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
Guy2: Please! I really didn't mean it! I do not wanna get peed on!!

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I Peed in your mom Vachina

A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns

Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Lego guy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”

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She thought she came but she peed on the dick

Use this sentence when someone does an action they think is bossy or putting someone in their place, but in reality, they cringed themselves. Synonym for "she thought she ate." Originated from a CupcaKke lyric.

"She really fucked up that presentation, but she thinks she did well."

"Damn, she thought she came but she peed on the dick."

Lit Peed

That one dude from instagram who plays football and is probably greasing your dime.

You know that lit peed boy from instagram he just greased my dime.

peed-n-peace

The peace sign that you make with your index and middle fingers as you hold your penis to pee. pee, peed, urinate, go number 1, take a leak, drain the lizard, wee wee, urinal

I went to the bathroom at the end of the hallway, I had to go badly. When I got into the stall, I unzipped my pants, took off my fanny pack and peed-n-peace and it felt good.

Dis-a-peed

To leave a group or conversation by claiming or actually using the restroom, then not returning, to avoid boring or otherwise unwanted situations.

Guy 1: Dude, where did Steve go?
Guy 2: I dunno, he said he was going piss like twenty minutes ago.
Guy 1: That douche Dis-a-peed on us!

Peed

a word not usually used a lot

bob peed his pants after his mom told him a joke