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Shan pelt

poor or unusual hair style

shan=not so good
pelt= covering of fur or hair

derogetory description of a poorhair style, barnet or wig

"Johnny, thu's got a Shan Pelt!"

"have you noticed that girl over there, the one with the shan pelt?"

by tvman1 December 10, 2012


squirrel pelt

a mullet haircut

takem from the website mulletjunkie.com

billy bob beamed as he beheld his squirrel pelt in the mirror

by butch November 17, 2004


Beaver Pelt

EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women. NOTE: squirrel fucking, tree hugging bitches often have a Beaver Pelt.

1. Sadly Bobby could not fuck Tracy after he saw her Beaver Pelt due to his projectile vomiting.

by makemepuke September 18, 2006

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love pelt

A love pelt is the underwear taken as a trophy from your last sexual encounter.

Dude I totally snagged her love pelt.
No way!
*holds up underwear
Nicely done!

by OTS Dinner Party December 12, 2015

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Bieber Pelt

A "super-cool" hair style achieved by applying a hair dryer to the back of the head while simultaneously squirting jism on the hair. (Detailed instructions can be found inside bubble-gum wrappers.)

The Bieber pelt is worn by many brain-dead followers of the Bieber Cult, dominated by 13-year-old fucktards.

Look at that dumb-fuck with the Bieber Pelt.

by Dildo_Baggins July 3, 2011

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Beaver Pelt

Canadian name for facial hair style, where hair is only present on the neck without any additional mustache, beard, goatee, etc.; interchangeable with "Neckbeard".

Did you see that gross Beaver Pelt Carl was rocking? Grisliest Neckbeard I ever seen!

by discojoe September 23, 2011

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walrus pelt

When you put on a winter jacket and you think you look fly AF but you really just look like Jabba the Hutt wearing the pelt of the Yeti.

I bought a new North Face jacket thinking I would look sexy as hell but in reality the hot poontang said it looked like I was wearing a walrus pelt. :'(

by The Prince of Darkness February 28, 2017