poor or unusual hair style
shan=not so good
pelt= covering of fur or hair
derogetory description of a poorhair style, barnet or wig
"Johnny, thu's got a Shan Pelt!"
"have you noticed that girl over there, the one with the shan pelt?"
a mullet haircut
takem from the website mulletjunkie.com
billy bob beamed as he beheld his squirrel pelt in the mirror
EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women. NOTE: squirrel fucking, tree hugging bitches often have a Beaver Pelt.
1. Sadly Bobby could not fuck Tracy after he saw her Beaver Pelt due to his projectile vomiting.
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A love pelt is the underwear taken as a trophy from your last sexual encounter.
Dude I totally snagged her love pelt.
No way!
*holds up underwear
Nicely done!
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A "super-cool" hair style achieved by applying a hair dryer to the back of the head while simultaneously squirting jism on the hair. (Detailed instructions can be found inside bubble-gum wrappers.)
The Bieber pelt is worn by many brain-dead followers of the Bieber Cult, dominated by 13-year-old fucktards.
Look at that dumb-fuck with the Bieber Pelt.
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Canadian name for facial hair style, where hair is only present on the neck without any additional mustache, beard, goatee, etc.; interchangeable with "Neckbeard".
Did you see that gross Beaver Pelt Carl was rocking? Grisliest Neckbeard I ever seen!
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When you put on a winter jacket and you think you look fly AF but you really just look like Jabba the Hutt wearing the pelt of the Yeti.
I bought a new North Face jacket thinking I would look sexy as hell but in reality the hot poontang said it looked like I was wearing a walrus pelt. :'(