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what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom
The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom
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The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.
I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.
When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.
Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
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Use of a penis in love making to a woman during her period or by taking her virginity. Blood on the penis. Also known as Penis Knife.
(Singing) My Penile Knife...my Penile Knife... (Long Pause) I stabbed you with my Penile Knife.
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When your stomach grows so big that you can no more view your own penis.
"Man i have to control my beer belly or soon i'll be witnessing a penile eclipse!!!
Two words that you never want to be seen used together. Ever.
I fear no man
but that thing (penile degloving)
it scares me....
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The act of using ones Johnson to perform unspeakable acts on the unwilling, especially on means of transportation or during slumber.
Ivy: How was the trip?
Sofia: Good but dude, I fell asleep on the plane, and I was so afraid of penile terrorism because I sleep with my mouth wide open!