Random
Source Code
Random
Fat harvested from tourists by Peruvian jungle gangs to be sold on the black market for cosmetic products. Allegedly goes for 60k a liter.
How do you keep you skin to look so youthful?
I only wash my body with authentic Peruvian murderfat.
10👍 2👎
This is a fine sexual act where you fart inside of your partner's anus. Then, your partner positions their anus over your mouth and unloads your special surprise directly in your mouth.
Trevor: Man! Angela's breath is horrific! What's the deal?!
Mark: She got herself hooked on Peruvian Panflutes bud...
7👍 1👎
An extremely beautiful, intelligent, wild, crazy, gorgeous, spicy, women. Who cooks like a goddess and has the best food in the universe. She is in touch with her culture and has an unhealthy obsession with llamas. Loves potatoes or carbs in every meal. Always the life of the party by dancing marinera, as a true Trujilliana would. Brings color to the world inside and out. If you ever fall in love with a Peruvian girl you will never want to let her go.
"What nationality is she?" "She's a peruvian girl" "You might wanna let her go man..."
"If she wears super colorful outfits, and she thicc, she a peruvian girl"
12👍 3👎
When you are 69ing with a girl in a porto-pottie and after you bust her face you dunk her head into the hole.
"dude i just gave that girl a peruvian piledriver in the porto-potttie."
9👍 2👎
Running a two-man train on a woman.
Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?
A group composed of only Peruvians, who talk hella shit and like to be in the center of drama.
There goes the Peruvian mafias talking about Chris again.
The act of Defecating/ releasing bodily waste horizontally on the chest or throat of your sexual partner immediatly following the act of sexual intercourse to give the perception of a bowtie.
My girlfriend stacy gave me a stinky Peruvian butler the other morning.