pei dai

*chucks basketball and attempts to break backboard*
OH SHIT I MADE IT

I CARRIED THE TEAM BOW DOWN PEASANTS

Pei Dai chucked the basketball from half court and it was an airball

Pei Mei

One who is insanely good at martial arts

Pei Mei from Kill Bill

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Gar Pei

The fat rolls on the back of a human head that looks like the skin of a shar pei dog

Look at that gar pei on the back of josh's head

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pei-wei shits

Spicy noodling turds dotted with sesame seeds. The take home dish that fills the bowl. No chop sticks needed.

That mother fucker runs faster than pei-wei shits.

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coddamì nu pei

Sardinian for "go to hell". Literally translated it means "Fuck you!" or "Fuck off! or "Stop for bothering me!"

Codda means Fuck

Codda-mi means Fuck me
nu means a/an
pei means foot

When he was bothering me, I told him: "Coddamì nu pei!"

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Shar-pei squirt

A method of squirting cum from an uncircumcised penis. You reverse jack your penis, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt.

My girl used to frown upon uncircumcised dicks, but then I gave her a Shar-pei squirt.

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pei wei nap

The nap that you take in response to an overwhelming feeling of lethargy as a result from consuming pei wei dishes that have a high carbohydrate/sugar/sodium content.

Person 1:"Dude, I ate lunch at pei wei, then tried to study for a test, but passed out for the whole afternoon"

Person 2:"Damn dude...those pei wei naps can really get to you"

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