PHD

P- pretty

H- hard
D- dick

" mom I've got a PHD"
"really in what"
"my pants"

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PhD

PhD Stands for : Permanent Head Damage

Man: Hey you guys, i have a PhD
Man 2: Wow... you must be really special....... o_o

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PHD

1. Doctor of Philosophy.
2. Pretty Huge Dick.
3. Pubic Hair Distribution.

eg 1: John has a PhD in Computer Science.
eg 2: John has a PHD (Pretty Hude Dick).
eg 3: John's PHD (Pubic Hair Distribution) is a LOT!

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PHD

Pretty Hard Dick

“Hey girl, you like guys with PhDs?”

“Yeah, they probably get a lot of girls,”

“You know it,” ;-)

PhD

Stands for Pretty Handsome Dude

Girl 1: "That guy is a PhD!"
Girl 2: "What does that mean?"
Girl 1: "He`s a Pretty Handsome Dude!"

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PhD

The lifestyle of genteel scholarly shabbiness.

"A PhD is no longer synonymous with genteel scholarly shabbiness but can be leveraged into great wealth, personal and corporate."

- FT July 25, 2009

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PhD

1. A Doctor of Philosophy.
2. Proof of Intelligence.
3. Something which Ian will not ever achieve.

1. In answering a question on qualifications:
Dude#1: "Yo - which one'a y'all got a PhD??"
Dude#2: "yes"
Dude#3: "YUP"
Ian: *tears*

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