Phlegm Monkey

The thick mouth mucous, spit out and retrieved by suction, over and over.

Larry played with a phlegm monkey, much to the dismay of his friends.

Cheese Phlegm

noun; Cheese Phlegm also known as Dip Skin or Queso de Piel , is the thick, skin like layer of cheese that forms a top of cheese dips as it sets.

I don't want anymore chips. The is queso is getting Cheese Phlegm.

Phlegm-Jim

Looch log, lung oyster, mucus doocus, lung butter, humor tumor, snot rocket, lung chunks, yellow snout trout, throat scrote sauce

Damn man! Looks like you’re about to puke up a lung and a half judging by the size of that phlegm-jim you just hacked up...

Phlegm Bob

Anyone that tries to cough up or clear their throat excessively loud and obnoxiously in public.

Listen to Phlegm Bob over there. He's coughing up a lung.. How gross ! Go see a doctor or quit smoking !

phlegm fucker

When one creates a collection of one's own phlegm and mucus (preferably contained in an open vitamin container) and after a period of time when most ripe and after a period of intense sex one takes the container and spews it all over their lovers back.

What the fuck did you just "phlegm fucker" me?

phlegm hockers

1. Those that hock up gops of phelgm with the intent to spit them out. 2. Name for a band

People with chest colds are phlegm hockers.

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ass phlegm

The difficult to clean out mixture of semen, feces, and lubricant remaining in one's rectum after anal sex that stays even after multiple bowel movements. May be expunged with an enema or further bowel movements.

Noun:

1. God damn, Cody, this ass phlegm just don't stop. I think I need a bong-water enema.

2. Man, this button lighter is pure ass phlegm compared to my trusty Bics that my shithead friends keep pocketing.

Exclaimation:

1. Fucking ass phlegm! I just dropped my bong filter down the sink!

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