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Ensurance that you are pretty much the lamest person on the earth.
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What kids who can't afford the internet/get real girlfriends do.
your mom is so lame- she has phone sex
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When you and your partner put your phones in your ass on vibrate and spam each other with texts
Shaun: Heard you had phone sex with melissa last night
Justin: Yeah my ass is still buzzing
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A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.
For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
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1) A sexually descriptive conversation between two or more adults over a telephone. With one adult much older then the other.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.
I enjoy mature phone sex with my friends grandmother.
If getting pussy in person wasn't good enough for a lover, then phone sex can suffice for some. If you have never had phone sex before, you are one of these
This kid is a total phone sex virgin. He hasnt even called 1-800-BOOBIES
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The act of talking on the phone with your bro instead of spending time with your girlfriend or wife. Very annoying to any female. Conversations occur daily and can last for hours and hours.
Dude, Sean and Chris have been on the phone all day, the must be having bro phone sex!
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When your cellphone vibrates and you stick it up your vagina . Pretty much having sex with your phone .
A: Wow, what vibrate setting is your phone one? B: High A: That`s the best for cell phone sex.
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