Phone

An amazing device that allows you to call, text, play games, email/gmail (SAME THING), etc.

Person: Can i buy this phone?

ImmaPerson2: Sure
Person: I FINALLY CAN PLAY ROBLOX THANKS

Phone

A small personal device that people use WAY too much. They do many things and can communicate at anytime. People that have phones often spend way too much time on it and might even get addicted. Most people love their phone as if it's their baby.

Ya man I've been on my phone all night.

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Phoning

The act of inserting your finger into a hole of a man's/woman's body (doesn't matter what hole it is) and saying: "E.T. phone home".

I was phoning that hot crowdsurfer at the concert yesterday.

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phone

Used as a verb. Many people replace it with "call or calling".

I am going to phone the post office.

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On the Phone

When someone is in enough pain from any non-life threatening ailment, where they can't sit comfortably in a chair. They keep wiggling and slurking...eventually settling in a position with a head tilted to the side...as if they are on the phone...

I pulled up a chair so my wife would play me in Madden 95(All-Madden vs. Jets). I looked-over at her at halftime and saw that due to her increasing abdominal pain, she was on the phone, so we had to quit.

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Phone

A slang term me and my friends created to tell someone to look at a girl's ass without her knowing.

"Yo dude check your phone"
"I know man that's a nice phone"

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Phone

A mechanical parasite that allows introverts to artificially engage with the world around them. Unfortunately, this device has taken over the world, and 999/1000 report phone addiction.

You know Brittany? She's addicted to her phone.

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