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A new thread on an online forum that addresses a specific person, company, or entity, instead of the whole forum. In other words, using a forum like it's public email, usually with the intention of trying to call someone out publicly, and/or suck others into the piddler's drama.
on a forum:
user1: "Hey Steve Jobs! When are you going to release a macbook with a real video card? This is my THIRD post here on Apple forums and you STILL haven't responded".
user2: "Dude, like he's really going to reply to you, stop piddling"
On a forum:
Post Title: "Yo! Listen up EA Games! I have some ideas for you idiots that will save your company"
Reply to post: "Hey, you know the rules: no piddling posts"
On a forum:
Post Title: "You suck sgt_pwnage69! Read this!".
Reply to post: "stop being a piddler and send him a PM"
The wet spot left on the bed sheets after a female masturbates.
I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.
I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.
verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
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The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.
This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.
when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.
who the fuck invited the chick thats piddle scooting all over the place
the word yelled when playing the game, also called strip-piddle. anytime another car with one headlight out is spotted, the first person to hit to ceiling of the vehicle and yell "STRIP-PIDDLE" is the only person in the car that does not have to remove an article of clothing. all other passengers must remove one article of clothing.
*car with only one headlight spotted
"STRIP-PIDDLE"
winner smiles happily, losers remove one article of clothing.
shoes count as one article, not two.
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/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/
aka piddle pud.
1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.
2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."