pirate

1. Always land on their feet
2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes
3. have dice
4. have guns
5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!
6. have cool ships
7. have better swords then ninjas
8. are all around better then ninjas
9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)
10. wear red on thursdays
11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter!
12. polish their peg legs
13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap
14. Arrrrr! need i say more
15. pack a mean punch
16. always have the best snacks
17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them
18. start all the major fashion trends
19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas
20. know how to handle a lady
21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas
22. have pretty cool boots
23. get all the tasty rum
24. have pretty good cursive
25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas
26. are absolutley amazing!!!
ARRRR!

Arrr...me matey! I'm a pirate!

Joe: Dude, pirates rock.
Greg: Iknow, they're totally better than those retarded ninjas!
Cindy: My dad's a pirate.
Joe/Greg: Cool...

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Piratism

The act of a co-worker (junk-food socialist) eating a snack that was hidden with great care in the company fridge for later enjoyment.

I was going to eat that last ice cream cone I had stashed until someone committed snack piratism!

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pirate

1. n. Arch rival of the ninja.
2. n. Devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.

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Piration

A gyrating pirate.

ie: a dancing or even stripping Pirate.

Check out that Piration going on over there!

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pirater

one who illegally pirates things from the internet

i went on uTorrent to pirate stuff, making me a pirater

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Pirate

When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.

Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Pirate last night.

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Piratically

The action of doing something, but with a hook

"Before the Grilled Cheese Wizard ($49.95), every time I tried to make a sandwich, I would piratically decapitate myself. But now, I enjoy golden brown cheese every day! Thanks, Grilled Cheese Wizard!"