Fart Pitch

The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.

Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!"

Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"

Lady: "Girls never fart!"

"Oh, right"

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still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.

Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!

pitch nig

To describe something that's dark.

"Damn bro why is the night pitch nig."

pitching a cave

Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.

When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.

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pull pitch

To depart from a situation rapidly and decisively.

Originates from an aviation (especially military) term referring the pitch control on a helicopter, which is pulled to make the aircraft lift off. Recalls the idea of needing to get a helicopter off a pick-up zone with an enemy closing in.

The deaf kid has taken over music for this party. I'm going to pull pitch.

Pitch-Phrase

A string of sentences used to heighten one's awareness of themselves. You're pitching your personality, in a nutshell.

"What up boy, it's your boy James and my pitch-phrase is that I like air hockey, eating funnel cakes, and doing my taxes!"

pitched tent

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.

Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra

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