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chinese pitchfork

The act of two men sticking their cocks into a Chinese fingertrap and playing tug of war until one of the men nuts a load. Commonly used in fraternity hazing to break the souls of pledges.

Chuck: hey mike are you going to join theta chi?

Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!

Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!

Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!

by Bigstik December 12, 2013

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pittsburgh pitchfork

The act of wearing a strap-on so you can go in both holes during sexual intercourse. NOTE: Must be a male to do this, unless you somehow wear two (2) strap-ons.

Me: Why is there a strap-on with shit on it on your couch?

Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.

Me: .....

by frankie67 December 9, 2013


pitchfork activism

Someone who reads an article and feels as if they know both sides of the story and want to crucify somebody they donโ€™t know by posting personal identifiable information or going on a crusade to ruin their life. fuck you people.

"i'm an emotionally unstable person who is suddenly passionate about an event or situation that's never mattered to me. Time to get my rusty pitchfork out of my shed and display some pitchfork activism."

by whoreallygaf July 27, 2017


pitchfork effect

A cognitive bias in which a subject is judged negatively as a whole based on a single and often circumstantial component. The opposite of the halo effect.

Bob: Youโ€™re going to see the new Sex and the City movie? Thatโ€™s going to suck!
Kate: No, it isnโ€™t. Itโ€™s just you and the pitchfork effect.
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Bob: You listen to Lady Gaga? How about listening to some real music for once?
Joe: I could care less about your taste in music; thatโ€™s just a pitchfork effect.

by ReverseHaloEffect June 30, 2010

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pitchfork media

The one music review website on the internet where the reviews are at least semi-tolerable. This is due to the fact that they're not being written by thirteen year olds (like on Absolutepunk) or by 40 year olds who only listen to top 40 radio (like Rolling Stone) but by actual WRITERS. Indie kids like to shit all over Pitchfork because they give bad reviews to bad music with no exceptions and only hypes bands that are too obscure to name drop to strangers you met at the Anberlin show.

Indie Kid: I can't believe Pitchfork Media gave the new Death Cab for Cutie album a 6/10 but gave some twat named Vampire Weekend a 9/10!

Sensible person: Have you ever even listened to Vampire Weekend?

Indie Kid: Well, I haven't seen them on Fuse yet.

by trafficjamparades December 21, 2008

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Pitchfork Republican

Working class Republicans. Made up of mostly industrial, manufacturing or trade workers that voted Republican and abandoned Democrat party and voted for Trump. As opposed to country club Republicans who represent the rich Republicans

The Pitchfork Republicans ... are identified by its support of reactionary populism. Pitchfork Republicans are defined as promoting the economic well-being of the working and middle class while protecting the culture and society structure and foundations of the nation.

In the farm fields and industrial centers, Trump has raised an army of Pitchfork Republicans to throw out the old guard Country Club Republicans and their allies the elitist Democrats.

by Uppity White Man February 14, 2019

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torch and pitchfork crowd

A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.

Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;

by Euripedes August 12, 2008

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