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pixel princess

An online girlfriend that you never meet. In other words, the most you ever see of her are pixels on a screen.

Jane: "I heard John has a pixel princess." Amanda: "What a loser!"

by Real Real News January 24, 2017


pixelize

a person: put their picture on the computer; in porn?

in a photo editor: feature that makes the picture into blocks, as if it used to be small and was enlarged too much

"Pixelize me."

"WHAT?!"

"Go on, distort the picture."

by miso November 27, 2003

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Pixel Envy

1. Envy of another person's higher-resolution camera or flat-panel display screen.

2. The sudden realization that 8 Megapixels no longer cuts it in the digital photography world.

"Daryl has a bad case of Pixel Envy ever since his girlfriend got that new 10 MP Nikon SLR. He may never recover."

by Peter Kobs September 4, 2009

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50 Pixeler

Someone who looks awesome in a picture 50 pixels wide, but horrible when you see the full size version. 50 yarder for the computer age.

Guy1: Hey, come check out this chick that friended me.
Guy2: I've seen her before, she's a 50 pixeler. Click on the full size version of her avatar.
Guy1: Holy s**t, she's nasty.

by MrDeranged October 6, 2009


pixel peeper

1) A digital photographer who magnifies photographs on the computer screen to critically evaluate image resolution at the pixel level. Commonly used as a derogatory remark to describe:
a) A photography n00b who erroneously believes that the quality of a digital camera is determined solely by the number of megapixels.
b) Insecure troll who frequents digital camera forums to religiously proclaim how his/her camera pixel count is greater than yours.
c) Wanna be photographer who debates about pixel count all day but doesn't have the talent to take a half-decent photograph.

I grow tired following the thread of verbal diarrhea left behind by that pixel peeper.

Why don't you pixel peepin' trolls get some sunshine this week and take a photograph or two?

by mcham November 9, 2005

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pixel counting

The act of staring at one's screen to avoid bullshit at work.

Yea I missed the big catastrophe at work today as I was too busy pixel counting.

by DJ Akay June 14, 2007

6557๐Ÿ‘ 1347๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dead Pixel

Dead pixels appear on LCD screens. Dead pixels are pixels that don't move and are usually black, red, or green.

LCD screens have dead pixels.

by kert September 17, 2005

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