plates

Alternative version of ping-pong. Played with plastic or syrofoam playes instead of paddles. Can be played with any number of players who take turns rotating around the standard doubles ping-pong table.

I can't wait until camp when I can stay up until 5 a.m. playing plates.

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Plate

A chode penis that is far, far wider than it is long, resembling a plate.

Mine's 1 inch long and 12 inches wide. Bitches call me The Plate.

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Plate

The anode in a vacuum tube; the surface to which electrons are attracted.

If you use the 201A tube as an amplifier, you should give it a plate voltage of 90 volts.

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plating

A verb form used casually to describe the scoring of a runner in baseball.

"Why does Javier Vazquez have such a pedestrian ERA despite having a solid WHIP ratio and walk/strikeout rates?

--I guess that teams have been good at plating their baserunners against him."

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plate

verb to cover over an object with another substance

Not listening to his dentist, he hadn't brush too often and the plaque had plated over his teeth and hardened into a false enamel.

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Plated

When a girl only takes a date with a guy in order to get a free meal.

Do you think she's not calling because she doesn't like me? Nah bro, she just came for the food. You just got plated.

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Plate

A laminated porcelain surface often used for placing foods on before they are digested. The shape of the earth is similar to that of a plate.

I ate coleslaw from a plate. I was then sick on the plate and fed it to my dog.

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