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Jesus Platform Sandals

Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).

Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.

by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010

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Sabis digital platform

A stupid ass website where you doing shitty exams there for Chouifat sabis and shitty revision sheets for sabis. It's the worst platform that exists and needs to be removed.

Student: there is this website called Sabis Digital Platform

Me: Oh God please no.

by AngelGurl June 14, 2021

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board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games; I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change. and join the bandwagon

by Sexydimma January 12, 2015


Poo Butter's Platform

When, upon arrival onto a Brontosaur's saddle comes many people who have or are currently pooping or have poop butts. This now creates the Poo Butter Paradox, also known as the Poo Butter's Platform.

Man 1: "woah this is crazsysr"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"

by monkyphart July 30, 2020


Orbital Battle Platform

Similar to wordGunrack/word, but much much worse. Likley to partake in stalking people on a regular basis.

by Coolmac October 14, 2003

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Platform 9&3/4

The state of being high. Also more commonly known as the platform you run to in order to get on the train to Hogwarts.

Man I toked two blunts and now I'm chillin on Platform 9&3/4.

by The Army Brat January 30, 2011

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Manchester Piccadilly Platform 13

Platform 13 in the Manchester Piccadilly (in Manchester, UK) which is an absolute hellhole full of bare crowds

X: Go to hell
Y: Noo! Not Manchester Piccadilly Platform 13

by northerner195 November 28, 2021