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Pledge stew is one of the oldest fraternity traditions that are still standing today. The process is as follows: all of the active members take turns releasing a bodily fluid of their choice into an industrial-sized gallon when pledges are given bids. The gallon is then stored in a warm, outdoor area the entirety of the pledgeship until fermentation occurs. During the final week of pledgeship, the gallon comes out and is gracefully fed to the pledges. Due to the weeks and weeks of fermentation, the effects of the stew are similar to a hallucinogenic alcohol, such as absinthe.
Active: Pledges, guess what I added to the pledge stew...
Pledge 1: Pee?
Pledge 2: Semen?
Pledge 3: Diarrhea squirts?
Active: WOW! All of you are right! Now grab a cup...
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When a student stands up to say the pledge of allegiance, places their hand over their heart, and spins around a few times because he/she can't find the flag in the classroom. May be performed by multiple students at once.
It's mildly amusing to move the flag around the classroom a few times a month and watching about a dozen kids do the pledge dance.
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Daily address read in public schools. Instated by Congress. Later, Congress adds "under God" to the Pledge. Somehow fundamentalist Christians believe Congress passing a law respecting an establishment of religion doesn't violate the whole "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" thing.
America was founded on God and not freedom. If you disagree, I invite you to move out of our great theocracy.
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The Pledge of Allegiance is a form of indoctrination invented by the U.S. government and is crammed down the throats of young children who don’t know what it means. Translated into layman’s terms it means:
“I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes and is ruled by the views of the Christian god and where human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody.”
The first amendment was violated when they added ‘under god’ to the pledge of allegiance.
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The purest most addictive artificial smell in the history of humankind.
As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.
Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.
Q: Oh my fucking god what is that orgasmic smell?
A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.
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A chant made by the hell of school called St. Agnes which was forced to be said after each Pledge of Alliance. It is unrightfully forced upon students to stand up and raise their right hand. They then later used this as punishment to be implicated as a future rememberance. It is illegal. It must be stopped. It has scarred the minds of all students who have ever went there and it has been unrightfully branded into our minds forever.
Girl 1: “Do you remember when we went to St. Agnes?”
Girl 2: “Yeah! Remember they made us say the peacebuilder pledge every goddamn day!”
Girl 1: “Did Sr. Joan die yet?”
Girl 2: “Not yet. Rip.”
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I pledge allegiance to the pharmaceuticals that make my life so grand. And to the liquor which makes me fall. Many drugs under glow lights for which I dance. With pleasure and debauchery for all! Ahmen
Before leaving the rave all my friends and I take the Raver's Pledge to solidify our mayhem mission for the night.
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