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Plonk

to shit and ejaculate on someones face

dude last night me and amber were doing it and i plonked all over her face.

that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.

by johnnyExpress February 3, 2011

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Plinky Plonk

A Chinese Karen

Some chinky person who thinks she owns

Everyone and everything

β€œ shutup you absolute plinky plonk, man ain’t no raaas claat bomboclaat fookin EEEEEdiot…”

by PoooosEclaay December 29, 2022

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plinkety-plonk

too repeatedly whack someone on the head with a hammer.

`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`

by plonker the donker September 15, 2017

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Plink Plonk Jizz

The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.

Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz

by Lady Grey May 20, 2004

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


plonk za pony

to drown a fat person

"hey billy, check out that swimming fat person."
"Hey, it'll be really fun to plonk za pony."
"yeah!"

by debkat August 18, 2003

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Plonk Wash

To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.

Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.

by PieboyB December 24, 2017


fat plonk

When someone shits in the girl's bathroom. Specifically a black stinky one.

Person 1: EW SOMEONE DID A FAT PLONK
Person 2: Isabel.

by personwhowritesdefiontions October 8, 2021