to shit and ejaculate on someones face
dude last night me and amber were doing it and i plonked all over her face.
that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.
1π 10π
A Chinese Karen
Some chinky person who thinks she owns
Everyone and everything
β shutup you absolute plinky plonk, man ainβt no raaas claat bomboclaat fookin EEEEEdiotβ¦β
4π 5π
too repeatedly whack someone on the head with a hammer.
`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`
2π 3π
The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.
Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz
3π 3π
"hey billy, check out that swimming fat person."
"Hey, it'll be really fun to plonk za pony."
"yeah!"
4π 5π
To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.
Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.
When someone shits in the girl's bathroom. Specifically a black stinky one.
Person 1: EW SOMEONE DID A FAT PLONK
Person 2: Isabel.