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Another word for masturbation.
i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata
eww thats nasty!
someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet
A person who has no idea what they are doing, someone completely oblivious to the fact they are doing something extremely stupid.
also, it's fun to say, so it's a great way to insult your friends.
Oh my god, how did you just die from that?! You're a total plonker!
A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina
"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"
A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina
"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"
I Plonker is an absolute idiot who has done something stupid eg.
Stop wanking in the library you plonker