plonk

Someone with a huge ego that should not have one; someone who brags at being good at something when their terrible at it. Also this person lies a lot.

Tom said that he was great at skateboarding, but when i asked him to go down the ramp, he fell and broke one of the wheels of his board; he is such a plonk!

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Plinky Plonk

A Chinese Karen

Some chinky person who thinks she owns

Everyone and everything

“ shutup you absolute plinky plonk, man ain’t no raaas claat bomboclaat fookin EEEEEdiot…”

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plinkety-plonk

too repeatedly whack someone on the head with a hammer.

`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`

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Plink Plonk Jizz

The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.

Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz

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plonk za pony

to drown a fat person

"hey billy, check out that swimming fat person."
"Hey, it'll be really fun to plonk za pony."
"yeah!"

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Plonk Wash

To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.

Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.

fat plonk

When someone shits in the girl's bathroom. Specifically a black stinky one.

Person 1: EW SOMEONE DID A FAT PLONK
Person 2: Isabel.