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The act of inserting your nut into her vagina, performed during doggy-style anal sex.
"Dude, she finally let me give her the plumbing squirrel last night."
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A wafter of plums, someone who likes air to waft around his sack. 2 men going fishing for a weekend together could be referred to as plum wafters. homosexual's
Mr Gordon and his friend went to a lake where several pairs of men in short sleeve tshirts and moustaches were seen fishing together. They were referred to as plumb wafters .
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To thoroughly cover a females fine ass with your favorite scented lotion and screw her crack like there's no tomorrow until orgasm. No penetration is necessary.
She was working under the sink one day and her low rise jeans began to fall. That plumbers crack was irrestable. I reached for the Jergens next to the sink and let the white devil out of the bottle. Her crack being well greased, I unleashed my flesh devil onto her Grand Canyon. Bliss was obtained in the next 15 seconds.
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The act of stuffing ones testicles into a womans' vagina.
I'm totally going to plumb bob that bitch!
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#1 - Slang term for using the bathroom to rid oneself of solid waste. Used primarily in an embarrassing situation so that others do not suspect your long absence.
#2 - Slang term used among friends to indicate their needing to use the restroom.
Friend #1 - Hey, man, let's go out to a movie.
Friend #2 - Hold on and wait for me. I have to go check the plumbing.
Friend #1 - What?
Friend #2 - *walks off hastily*
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Absolutely level on a wall.. Aka God in Masonic terms. Perpendicular to level on any plane connected to it.
Tony the tiler was always searching for it in vertical concrete walls. The map to the grail. Level off the wall, sweetest plumb.
Bob the Glazier saw God once in his protégé Pat the future Mason's shower.
He measured twice and said I can't believe it perfectly plumb. Omg I get to cut a glass door square once for Gods sake.
whenever a fat mexican tells you to flush a fat lollipop down the toilet and then the fat lollipop gets stuck
Kenzie: this lollipop is gross
Zo: Flush it down the toilet
Kenzie: no thats gonna make a plumbing infection