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a pen name (nom-de-plume) that people think is yours but actually isn't.
"Have you seen that Bob Jones guy's new book? I think that it's actually written by Fred McDougal."
"No bro, that's not his book. You're assuming a non-de-plume"
*from One Jump Ahead in Aladin*
Aladin:
One jump ahead of the slowpokes,
One skip ahead of my doom.
Next time, I'm gonna use a nom-de-plume.
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Mark Twain's nom-de-plume is Samuel Clemens
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Chewing/gumming/eating of a standard manual writing instrument such as a pen or a pencil.
A pen or pencil that has been chewed/sucked on repeatedly.
Sometimes italicized when written.
Ex 1
P1: Are you going to write for the school journal again this week?
P2: Yeah. Writing under a pseudonym makes me feel like I have the freedom to honestly express myself.
P1: Are you going to use the same nom de plume as last time?
P2: Nah. It doesn't even write anymore. There's as much spit as ink in that thing.
P1: Ugh, that's some epic nomming.
Ex 2
P1: Can I borrow your pen?
P2: What happened to all of yours?
P1: My girlfriend's terrier got into my bag last night and went all nom de plume on them while we were watching Heroes.
P2: I think you mean "nom des plumes?"
P1: Whatever, just give me a pen.
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Courtesy Plume is a self-inflicted condition caused by the fecal shower your ass gets when you flush the toilet as a courtesy in the middle of a dump (to be polite).
I was so embarrassed about my shit smelling bad I gave myself a courtesy plume up my ass.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's just plume, he's very nice.
Person 1: He seems like a dick.
Person 2: You fucking what
Plume, they are the perfection in one person <3
I'm looking at Plume, they are so perfect
The king of vapes usually refers to his almighty vape as his plume. Plume is superior to traditional terminology vape e-cigarettes ecigs edartcart dartatronics and so on.... plume on
Where’s my plume!?
Gimme plume
I’m so plumed
That’s a dope plume