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A summary of American politics goes as follows IMHO:
A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.
A Democrat thinks he IS God.
Republican: This is what Jesus would want! Bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits...surely God agrees with the PNAC mission statement for America to dominate the world!
Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!
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A game where mortals playing themselves off as gods.
Kerry is perfect
Bush is perfect
Kerry is perfect
Bush is perfect
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Something that I personally hate, lots of lies are caused from politics. Cause for a lot of strife among people, especially on the internet.
There are good moral politicians out there who are upstanding, but are rare.
Republicans say that their side is the best.
Democrats say that their side is the best.
Et cetera et cetera.
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The least civilized form of man-on-man combat.
Politics is so annoying. Why can't we vote for scientists or economists instead of politicians.
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the ability to spoonfeed the masses bullshit and make them think they are eating sugar, no matter what side you are on
If you beleive Bush is not in bed with Clinton then you have no idea what politics are all about
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if you don't know a way to fix the economy or improve local schools, please don't lie to the public
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