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An oddity, a rarity, something that should not happen, unexplained and unfortunate events, but essentially just a turtle sitting on a poll. Similar to Barack Obama.
One day a farmer was walking his fence. He came upon a poll turtle sitting atop one of one the fence polls. The farmer was puzzled. How did this turtle get atop of this fence? So the farmer walked up to the turtle and said "what are you doing here and who the fuck put you here?"
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Segment on the Daily Show where Dave Gorman acts as a statistical analyst (deliberately meant to be confused with smoking pole,a euphemism for blow jobs, but not the same thing as pole in the blow job sense is not spelled P-O-L-L, but rather P-O-L-E--if confused look it up in a non-urban dictionary)
Jon Stewart: Next up, another segment of Poll Smoker with Dave Gorman.
Dave Gorman: Thanks John, and whose poll shall I smoke today? Gallup's? Pew's?
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A place on Gaia where only the most kick ass people reside. Some residents include an uber-sexified pimpette, a plant/sex robot who thrives on beer, split-personality mules, whores, a cowboy, a pirate, people obsessed with red (take that any way you want), and of course, sex slaves. (Note: this does not include all members).
People living in the Golden Poll average a few k's a day and a few men.
This habitat is also often referred to as GP.
I bookmarked the Golden Poll. Aarrg.
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The act of strattling an object, as if it were a stripper pole.
Mark: "Hey he's climbing that telephone pole really fast!"
Andrew: "Ya. He's practically stripper polling it."
Poll Person is a Google Plus legend who has been banned almost 50 times. He finds glitches and gets paid by Google, he is also very sweet and attractive.
Oh my god is that Poll Person?
Homosexual oral sex behavior. aka. Blow jobs.
"Wanna go poll smoking?"
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A small margin of people that is supposed to project the entire state (and somehow people still trust it) for an election.
Before 2016 election:
P1: Hillary will win look at the polls!
P2: Actually polls are inaccurate.
P1: No they aren't, watch what happens!
After 2016 election:
P2: Told you so!
P1: ...
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