Ponch

The shortened word for ‘potential’ / ‘potentially’.

Used on a sliding scale:
Strong non ponch
Non ponch
Semi non ponch
Semi ponch
Ponch
Strong ponch
Super strong ponch

Friend: ‘Are you going out tonight?’
You (wanting to go out): ‘Strong ponch.’
OR

You (could be convinced but not sure): “semi ponch”

Ponch

1.) Verb: the opposite of a pinch. The act of spreading two fingers from a central point away from each other. (I.e. The motion used to zoom in on pictures on electronic devices)

Ponch to zoom in on the picture.

Ponch

Derived from the word Poncho, An Idiot Wearing a Poncho

"Oh look, its a Ponch"

Ponch

Either David Gonzalez (Ponchimus Maximus), or David Raybould (Ponchimus minumus)

Hey do you know what Ponch is doing tonight? He's probably going to The Consulate for drinks, and late night Karaoke. I know Ponch will be there, too.

Ponch

A lame person

Let's go to the beach

Nah

Don't be such a ponch

Ponching Up

Ponch Up- This term is used when one is putting a rain poncho on themself usually in preparation for imminent rainfall. It is similar to “Put a poncho on” though that is far longer.

Hey man you should ponch up. It’s about to rain.

Look at those storm clouds. I’m ponching up.