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Horrible car manufacturer, a wretched division of GM (Chevy, Buick, Caddie, GMC, Saturn and Daewoo/Opel/Holden also shares the same reputation as piles of hog shits, with the exceptions of Hummer and Saab). Avoid Pontiac at all costs; has engine/trasmission failure, glitches, fugly looking car with bad engineering, followed by liable warranty that may amaze you in your dreams. Drive the car and you will see how crappy the Ponties are. Especially with minivans and SUVS.
Owner #1: I bought my Pontiac Montana today! It is spacious, good and big.
Owner #2: I bought my G6/Gran Prix today! Cool looking sedan, and drives well.
Owner #3 (Former/non GM driver): You guys are fumbducks! Drive for a while and your car will get fucked up.
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City where kids start vaping and smoking at the age of 12
Pontiac where everyone says "doo" "who's at the mall?" who's at Oasis?" "bet"
Where every girl at the age of 11 starts doing their eyebrows and makeup
City where every gay girl has red hair
Where the drama turns into a fight
Where everyone is considered a hoe or fboy and talk crap about each other
"Hey you going to Pontiac this weekend i'm trying to get a ride for the party"
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Poor ol' nigga thinks it's a camaro
That man thinks he got shit but all he's got is a Pontiac.
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An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.
Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.
Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?
He's got Pontiac Syndrome.
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$14k a year sleepaway camp for JAPPY girls from NY. Girls at this camp can be seen wearing golden goose (ggdb) hard tails, sugar lips, the camp spot apparel, aviator nation, free city, Cartier and van cleef. You'll only fit in if you're JAPPY and have been there for years. Boys on the other hand only play lacrosse and hockey and have massive egos. Kids at camp hookup every night with the opposite gender by sneaking out.
Oh she is really jappy, she must go to Camp Pontiac
a baller-mobile that can destroy even the toughest mailboxes with its bad ass front bumper
The 6-twizy cost $35 and i signed the title Bott Van beland and it is now resting at CTR
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