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When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.
I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.
A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!
The act of motorboating a flat-chested woman with C-cup or smaller breasts.
I went to motorboat that bae but turned out she was wearing a padded bra, so when I got down in there, it was more like pontooning.
When you motor-boat someones butt instead of their boobs.
Whadda ya say we finish this drinks and I go pontoon you for a while?
I am really looking forward to pontooning you after this steak dinner.
The act of combining 2 penile shafts together perpendicular bound by rubber bands resulting in the look of a pontoon boat
#LING&BONES
Sometimes you work night shift and get bored and just feel the urge to do some pontooning with your best bud
A boat that old people usually drive.
I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!
The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"