Poogle

Surfing the NET(Facebook,Twitter,Instagram,Snapchat etc.) while on the crapper.

Why does he/she spend so much time on the toilet? Blame it on Poogle.

Verb: Poogling
Noun: Poogler

Poogle

Googling while pooping.

What does that mean?

I don't know, just Poogle it.

Poogle

A cute guy or girl, that can also be annoying or uncooperative. Can also be used when someone's being boring.

Let's go out!!

I just wanna watch TV .

No way!? Omg you're such a poogle.

Poogle

Poogle (verb) to fiddle or dig at something with a stick. Typical ones butthole.

"I ran out of toilet paper so I had to use a poogling stick to poogle it out"