pook pook

The origins of this phrase are somewhat hazy.
Here at the University of Colopetary we have made some progress as to dates and possible meanings of the word. We have so far discovered that it would seem to be the sound which fish make while in OR out of water. The exact dates are not exact but we do know that the "sound" originates sometime in mid-2007.

"POOK POOK" Said the fish.

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Pooking

When one is “tripping” due to consumption of THC. More specifically , when one is worrying about something that would be insignificant to a sober person(s)

Morgan..., you’re pooking.

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Pook

A mysterious former Legendary DJ on the forums of Sosuave.com. He was highly regarded as one of the greatest DJ's who have ever lived. He was the essence of all that DJism stood for--getting women to like men. His advice, posts and contributions are the best by any single person, bar none. He started from the depths of AFCism and reached the pinnacle on DJism. He was hailed as a hero, crusading through women, a true champion. Then something happened, he started "changing". After he made it to the top he looked down at the "DJ way" what it stood for, what its aims were, so he denounced the DJ Bible and became completely disillusioned with women. Pook was then accused of Blasphemy, Misogyny and a few other charges. But in reality he just saw the "dating game" for what it was and most women for who they were. He then left Sosuave and disappeared off the map.

He has never been seen again.

*AFC does a Ritual to invoke The Spirit of Pook*

*Pook Materializes from thin air*

*AFC*- IT’S THE POOK! Oh great master, if I kneel before you and worship your image will you teach me how to harness the powers of speed seduction, rapport, matching states, and closings?

*Pook*- Why do you wish to know these things?

*AFC*- Because I want a Girlfriend, because I need Women! Only they can fulfill me, make me a whole person! How else can I live a happy and fulfilling life? Without a Woman by my side, I am nothing. Will you--

*Pook*- SILENCE YOU FOOL! I will teach you nothing! Go to Sosuave and learn those ridiculous techniques! You are obviously not a Man and, therefore, are unworthy of being taught the Mystical Way of the Pook. Do not summon me again or I will banish you to the realms of the Oneitis Nice Guys for an Eternity!

*AFC*- Nooo! Don't! Please, I beg you! Teach me you everlasting wisdom! I want to get Women!! PLEASE!!

*Pook De-Materializes*

*AFC cries himself to sleep*

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pooks

common term for a way of doing the drug- hash. where im from, the method of putting a small piece of hash on a lit cigarette/cigar and filling a bottle with the smoke from it. Then inhaling all the air. Good times. Better than marijuana in my opnion. I think its called a bottle bong also.

Example: lets go find a nice place to park to rip some pooks

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Pooks

A term used by all Pooka Boyz everywhere. It's just like pooks man

Pooks McGee: Hey there lil' pooka boy!
Pracks Patterson: MAHH!!!

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Pooking

The act of pooping and puking at the same time.

I was so hungover that I started pooking this morning.

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Pooke

The act of puking (vomiting) and pooping (defacating) simultaniously.

I had to pooke so bad after my flight from Guatemala.

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