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poontang

A slang term orginated by Whalers at sea in the south Atlantic and Pacific in the middle 17th century. When a whale was spotted, the first sailor to get a harpoon or "poon" into the beast could claim the coveted blowhole. That evening after tearing the whale down the sailors would throw a huge party. The blowhole claimant would slather the blowhole with whale blubber and make a grand display of porking the blowhole until spewing his man juice while the officers and crew played harmonicas, banjos,violins accordians and drums. When the first "pooner" was satisfied, the other men in the first pooner's boat could use the hole for personal gratification. This was known as the "Poon-gang". Over time, the term was bastardized and slurred and misspoken until the present term "Poontang" came into common use by seamen.

High diddy diddy do the poontang jiddy, oh oh oh......Thar he blows!!

by Professor Bunghole February 1, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poontang

Slang term for vagina. Also used locally here in indiana quite frequently in bar slang and at our place of employment.

Drunk guy says, "Hey man, do you like that poontang? I'll get you some of that poontang man, c'mon lets go get some poontang..."

by Calamander Poontang December 3, 2003

25๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


poontang

Function: noun
meaning: (english) bitch and pussy; (french)bitch, pussy and Oh shit!

Etymology: putain, french word for prostitute, hooker. Pronounced in a heavy southern french accent as well as some bastardization.
Function: noun

She's got some hot pussy.
She's a poontang

by Huhn January 28, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


poontang

Slang word for a pussy and/or a very gross one.

"Liana's poontang is the smelliest, dirtiest area of infectious disease."

by Baby Jesuss October 23, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poontang

The cave that holds the secret too life itself.

That whore's poontang was so messed up. It looked liked a f*cking grapefruit!

by Lizz eats my Jizz May 30, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


poontang

snatch, pussy, box
(also see 'hatchet wound')

I can't wait for our first shore leave, so I can get me some fuckin poontang.

by Tha Shocker (L.P.) May 5, 2003

22๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poontang

What Canadians call cheese fries!

"Damn, those Canadians love eating that hot poontang!"

by NASTY DEVO August 3, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž