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The brown gold one leaves in the toilet the morning after a night on the ale.
'For Christ's sake don't go in the bathroom, ive been pumping poor man's oil'
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When you go to sleep on an empty stomach and wake up not hungry.
I've had a poor man's dinner last night. Saved me my breakfast money!
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Monster energy spiked with a percocet
Fiend 1: Yo bro wanna get some lean
Fiend 2: Fuck nah that shits expensive just get some poor mans lean
Temporary relief from all ailments provided by a quick orgasm.
When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.
Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'
Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..
A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.
"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"
answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."
A blunt filled with weed found on the ground or leaves found around a yard. Instead of using rolling paper or backwood wraps they use paper or index cards. Normally folded not rolled.
He didn’t have any weed so he made a poor mans blunt