Poot

When you spill the milk and theres a little bit of brown in it and time freezes

My dog pooted i think

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Poots

Armenian slang term, usually vulgar, for the vagina. Similar to the English use of the word, "pussy."

Dzri poots g'uzem. (I want free pussy)

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Poot

Poot is your local basement dweller. She was trapped until the age of 17 and now lives in a sewer occasionally making her way to the red carpet every once in a while. (Actually a picture gone wrong of Demi Lovato)

Oh god you look exactly like poot the basement dweller!

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Poot

A word originated from Chaminade College School that basically means a girl is a slut/whore

1)Dave: Yo bro check out that poot

2)John: HEY YOU FUCKIN POOT!!!

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Poot

Noun - a member of the militant insurgency that engaged in insurrection at the Malheur national wildlife refuge and dug latrines on ancient native American burial grounds after they succeeded in clogging all the toilets. They referred to themselves as "Patriots" prompting the sardonic sobriquet portmanteau neologism "pootriot" which was shortened to simply "poot" for the sake of brevity and the tyranny of 140 characters on Twitter. The term has been expanded to include any supporters of these insurgents.

Verb - to engage in any activities related to anarchic defiance of the constitutional authority of law enforcement or local, state and federal court ruling and judgements.

Noun - "Bobby became a poot when he wasn't allowed do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted, wherever he wanted."

Verb - "Bobby purchased an AR-15 to poot with."

Adjective - "dude, that was so poot when you pointed you gun at that cop!"

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Pooted

Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.

Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.

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poot

to 'poot', to let off a 'poot'.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.

a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.

I held on for what seemed forever, but a poot still managed its way out.

sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.

I smell a little poot in this house.

You sir, are a poot.

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