porch monkey

Porch Monkey is a lazy black African American that sits on a porch all day drinking, smoking weed, smoking crack, dealing drugs, or keeps a look out for police while commiting illegal activities while being on the porch.

There's a porch monkey doing something illegal.

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porch monkey

A hard working person that doesn't need pay

your a good little porch monkey

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porch monkey

a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day

bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy

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porch monkey

a term used for African-American children who are always underfoot

Those porch monkeys won't get out of my way.

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porch monkey

a rasist saying for african americans and some one who sits on their porch and starys at the nabiors

Stop calling me a porch monkey

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porch monkey

Derogatory term describing the lazy illegal Mexican population in the US. These "spicks" suck millions of US tax dollars out through free health care, unemployment benefits, and have the US citizens paying $100's more in taxes to support the unregistered, unwanted Mexicans in the US (over 12 million) Porch Monkeys are Mexicans who only sit on their porch all day while the rest of the civilized world is working. Many people tell them to get up off their Mexican asses and go to work, but they are too lazy.

Juan, the porch monkey, is an illegal immigrant and has never had or job, and he doesn't pay taxes of any kind.

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porch monkey

"A person who sits on their porch and watches the neighbours"

*Also known as a petifile .

Look at that porch monkey taking pictures of the neighbours' children !

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